I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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