batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Randomize
