Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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