her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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