He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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