Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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