She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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