Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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