this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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