Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I just want to make out with him forever
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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