You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My hand turned me down
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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