Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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