this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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