WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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