I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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