its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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