She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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