I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
We got so high we made milksteak
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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