Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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