Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Drake has all the answers
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Randomize
