it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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