what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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