he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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