Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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