So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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