I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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