Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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