If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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