Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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