Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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