i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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