singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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