It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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