Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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