My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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