who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Me. At least after what I've been through.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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