I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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