She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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