Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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