that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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