I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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