They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Never underestimate the power of titties
So. Much. Porn.
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