I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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