Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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