It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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