hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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