Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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