Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
These tits shall not be calmed
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