when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
In other news, I just burned my penis
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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