Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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