Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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