that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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