question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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