Buhtt sex?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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